Fashion Police

Okay girls, I get it.

Pink and Sea Foam Green go together. But so does my finger and self-induced vomiting.

The temperatures are dropping, which means time for more Ugg Boots! Fuck yes! I love those things!!! (sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin, and he just banged her)

Learn how to dress ladies, or you'll be confined to giving group blowjobs at Theta Chi. Us men are starting to catch on. Ass and titties only gets you so far. Re-read Cosmo or something, and while you're at it, look for hair tips. Bangs are not cute.

~Jon~