Duh, It's A Guh!

Guh (g-uh)
v. tr.

The exact definition of the term "guh" originates from the Scandinavian origin of the word "hug." To properly perform a guh, the participants must stand posterior to posterior, interlocking arms by stretching behind oneself and hooking at the elbows. Aside from their basic form, "guh's" can be personalized by their participants as they see fit.

The guh is a glorious display of affection, perfectly acceptable in all social situations, by esteemed institutions of the upmost regard. Studies have shown that a guh a day keeps the bad stuff away.

For those about to leave, we will miss you.

For those about to hug, we will "PF" you.

For those about to guh, we salute you!

(All information seen here is an excerpt from the "Retarded Things That Come Out of Marina's Mouth When and While She Drools" Dictionary....(and yes, the title is that long))

Coming in for the real thing,

Jon and Marina

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