Deep Throat?

Last week, former FBI agent Mark Felt revealed that he was "Deep Throat", the anonymous source that helped break the Watergate scandal. Some people applauded him for his courage, some people wanted to throw rocks at his head. I just laughed at his code name.

Seriously, who the fuck named him "Deep Throat"? Was it a self-given name? Because everyone knows that anyone who comes up with their own nickname is a complete tool. And on top of that he would have had to say, "Hey, Deep Throat sounds pretty bad ass, I think I am going to name myself that!"

Mark, come on... Was "Butt Plug" taken? "Hot Karl" too risque? Maybe you wanted to be "Mark Felt Up Some Balls While He Swallowed A Throbbing Member Of The FBI", but it was too long, and a little obvious.

Or maybe you were the guy in the office no one liked. Like Farva on Super Troopers. And when the time came to give you a code name, the wise guy in the office thought "Deep Throat" was appropriate and you never caught on. Poor Mark.

See Mark train.

See Mark climb the FBI ranks.

See Mark rat.

See Mark deny.

See Mark cum clean...

See a lot of immature people snicker.